Limericks

So, the first semester is over and we are no longer all in the same government class. I'm not sure when we'll get the chance to write together again, but for now I'll just post the rest of the poems I have waiting.
We had a bout of limerick-writing one period.With four of us writing, the rotation allowed for one person to start and end a limerick, and for everyone else to have one line per poem. While reading, be advised that each separate stanza is in fact an entirely different limerick. As a reminder: Damon Michaela Kristin Andrew

Limericks

There once was a woman from Wales

Who developed a soft bunny tail

With a large pair of antlers to match,

Her Christmas sweater's patch

Was colored the exact same shade as her nails

The man I loved; his name was Sam

But the truth I found; he was a sham

He gambled and cheated

And lies he bleated

Rather like a most obnoxious lamb

     oh damn!

I found a most unsavory smell

At the bottom of a deep, dark well

So I peered down

Wearing a frown

I tripped and down to hell,

    I fell.

The time has come to drink some rum

So hurry up and get me some

Some gin too!

But just don't spew

'Cause then I'll run and spank your bum